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Old 06-15-2007, 01:18 AM  
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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Originally Posted by leroytrolley View Post
My wife says that I look much sexier with my designer beard, but she's always moaning about the spikey feel on her face and between her legs!!

Do you have any tips on beard softening?

Leroy
let it grow out longer, it's the only way. i usually grow out the full blown beard in the winter time. it seems like most girls seem to look for a clean shaven guy, and i've even had random chicks approach me to tell me i would look way better shaved. i could care less personally as I FUCKING HATE SHAVING and the only reason I shave now is because it's just too damn hot in the summer.

anyhow, there are still quite a few out there who like the full beard, and the ones who do like it, seem to like it a lot. maybe because they just don't get their beard lovin' fix very often. this girl i was dating a couple winters ago would bury her face in my chest and stroke my beard after we had sex sometimes, it was a little strange, but she was pretty into it...
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