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Old 06-13-2007, 12:54 PM  
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From Chris Rock - Bigger And Blacker:

Quote:
Whenever an old black man
sees an old white man...

the old black man always
kisses the old white man's ass.

''How you doing, sir? Pleased to meet you.
Whatever l can get you, you let me know.''

As soon as the white man get out of sight,
he's like:

''Cracker-ass cracker!

''l'll put my foot in the crack of your ass,
cracker-ass cracker!

''l wish that cracker would've said some shit
to me, saltine-assed, motherfucking cracker!

''Cracker, kiss my ass, you fucking cracker!''

The white man come back. ''Howdy, sir?''
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