Followed by the informational documentary after the STD movie:
How to tell your comrade is a bummer:
- Starts singing Pet Shop Boys & Cher tunes.
- Constantly asks you to 'watch his back,' while in the shower.
- Throws himself on a male Taiwaneese hooker, "To save the platoon."
- Uses any excuse possible to get K.P. duty, and pretends he's a waiter..