Originally Posted by Antonio

the best sexual position is called "the tortouse". All you need is a girl, a cooking dipper, and a coffee table. The girl goes under the coffee table on all four with her head sticking out from the other side of the table.

You stand behind the gitrl and penetrate her. Then hit her with the dipper on the head, she pushes her ass towards you, you push back which causes her head to pop out again, and then you hit her with the dipper on the head. Repeat until ejaculation.