Originally Posted by notabook

Hah! Those cat-funded studies to pin lung cancer on smoking never fail to amuse me. Nicotine is one of the few substances that helps build up a defense against the mind-controlling Toxoplasma gondii parasite, which of course we now know was genetically engineered by those evil cat bastards in order to make humans their slaves.



I thought it was Batts at first. But then I found out it was a middle aged woman with nothing better to do than to "save a kitten". Guh.