Originally Posted by TDF

Originally Posted by notabook

This thread is a true testament to the will of humanity to fight off the menace that is felinity. Sure, humanity has been united several times in the past. World War I? World War II. and of course let us not forget The War of the Dolphins in which many Japanese gave up their lives as they gorged themselves upon the flesh of those mammal wannabes, saving Earth from certain destruction.

However, that was then and this is now. Wars are different ? willpower itself has changed. Humans just don?t want to fight for things they believe in anymore. The majority of humans would much rather just give up their rights and freedoms and let some global corporation control their lives. I had long believed that humanity had lost the will to fight? yet now, now there is hope. And hope?s name is Juicy D. Links.

Every post he makes is a post towards a cat free world. Can?t you imagine it? A world free from those disgusting, vile, flea-ridden fleshbags? A world free from their terror, a world free from their insidious mind control. A world that we can truly start to live again! A world in which our precious white children are free to grow up without fear, fear that they will be viciously attacked by evil black cats that would try to accost them of their wallets and occasionally their very lives.

Who... who would have thought that all this time that just by making posts one could kill a kitten? That just by typing up posts about flamingos and deflated air suspension that you could save the world? To think of the thousands of dollars I have wasted in ammunition used, in antifreeze, in meat I tainted with said antifreeze? all of the injuries I have sustained from them. The moat. Oh god the moat? that was expensive.

Regardless, I salute you Juicy, I salute you. Through your valiant efforts you have caused the deaths of tens of thousands of those furry feline fleshbags and everyday you kill dozens more. You are a god among men, and you are Zeus among the other pitiful gods. Here?s to your 100,000th post, whenever it comes, and may you have 100,000 more to come in the following years.

Oh and I jerked off to this thread six times from the title alone.