The title says it all really. This is my 2000th post, and the most useful thing I've probably done all day is to have drank a pint of Guinness whilst rapidly refreshing my sponsor stats in the hopes of seeing a sale.
In other news, my computer PSU is on the way out, so if any surfers are reading, it'd be much appreciated if you could wank away to my site with your credit card in hard.
Make sure you don't cut yourself with it though, because I ain't got the money to pay for a new dick...