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1. Do you have a tattoo?
I'm tatted down to the taint
2. How old are you?
Old enough to know better, too young to care
3. Are you single or taken?
Ho's in area codes
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
I've got a prostetic right arm that I attatch a leathermans tool onto and i eat with that.
5. Do you dream at night?
No, I daydream only.
6. Ever seen a corpse?
Yes, I've got a necro micro-niche site coming out next year.
7. Sugarland or Metallica?
Metalliland
8. Do You Hate Bush?
No, as long as its clean, I'm fine with it.
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
Sacrifice everything
10. If you could do anything what would it be?
shake hands with Hugh Hefners cock
11. Do you trust the police?
Yes, I'm a cop on the weekends.
12. Do you like Country music?
Only when I'm in the country, otherwise no, unless I'm somewhere else then yes.
13. What is your fondest memory?
When Jacko got acquitted
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I'd make my cock smaller.
15. Would you cheat ?
Death? Yes, I have many times.
16. What do you wear to sleep?
Spiderman jammiez
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Only once, turned all purple and shit, super embarrassing
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
What evidense?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
probably just kill some time
20. Which do you prefer - hat or no hat?
Depends. Old hat or new hat?
21. Do you Mosh at metal shows?
No, I vogue.
22. What's your favorite color?
I'm colorblind.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
Passed what?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I make porn for a living
25. Anything else you would like to add??
No, I'm done. Pay me later.
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