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seeric · 05-24-2007, 03:06 PM

*Wanted*

Super Intelligent, Immensely Hot, Not Skinny, Not Fat, Perfect, Lady in public and whore in the home type girl. Must know how to DJ, love movies, walks on the beach, should know her way around a bong, be able to identify micro beers blindfolded. Concealed weapons permit is a plus, as is celebrity status. Occasional falls from the wagon are acceptable but not overly encouraged.

Ideal mate would also possess the following:

Knowledge of Java, JSP, JavaScript and related technologies (2+ years of full-time experience)
Knowledge of relational database technologies in Oracle or MS SQL Server (2+ years of experience)
Experience with BEA WebLogic or IBM WebSphere enterprise environments
Ability to work in a team environment developing to contracted specifications
Strong English oral and written communication skills
Analytical skills and troubleshooting skills
Able to work in SCM and SDLC frameworks
Creativity and independent judgment
Knowledge of Unix, Solaris or Linux beneficial
BA or BS degree in CS or a related field preferred

Inquire via email.

Think it will work?

05-24-2007, 03:06 PM
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	So I placed a Dating Ad. Will this work for me? Wanted Super Intelligent, Immensely Hot, Not Skinny, Not Fat, Perfect, Lady in public and whore in the home type girl. Must know how to DJ, love movies, walks on the beach, should know her way around a bong, be able to identify micro beers blindfolded. Concealed weapons permit is a plus, as is celebrity status. Occasional falls from the wagon are acceptable but not overly encouraged. Ideal mate would also possess the following: Knowledge of Java, JSP, JavaScript and related technologies (2+ years of full-time experience) Knowledge of relational database technologies in Oracle or MS SQL Server (2+ years of experience) Experience with BEA WebLogic or IBM WebSphere enterprise environments Ability to work in a team environment developing to contracted specifications Strong English oral and written communication skills Analytical skills and troubleshooting skills Able to work in SCM and SDLC frameworks Creativity and independent judgment Knowledge of Unix, Solaris or Linux beneficial BA or BS degree in CS or a related field preferred Inquire via email. Think it will work?