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Hurricane Shemeka
My mom sends me about 5 junk emails a day...
Funny quips and stuff she finds one the net...
Well About once a year, one just really cracks me up. And not so much
because its funnier than hell... but more because it is funnier than hell coming from my ultra conservative right wing Mom.. Whom I dearly love...
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Hurricane Shameka
Hurricane Shameka: Well, it appears our African-American friends have
found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman
reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian
sounding names.
She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such
as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like
the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can
understand.
I can hear it now...A weatherman in Houston says...
"Wazzup, Mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren,
yo'
Ho, leave yo crib, and head fo' de n earest guv'ment office fo yo FREE
shit!"
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Now seriously...
if'n yo Moms sent u dis shit, wouldn't you be bustin' up?
Big B
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