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Lensman:Wanna cyber?
JuicyDLinks:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
JuicyDLinks:Who are you?
Lensman: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Lensman:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
JuicyDLinks:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Lensman:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
JuicyDLinks: Haha! OK
JuicyDLinks:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Lensman:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
JuicyDLinks:I want everything, baby!
Lensman:Is this a delivery?
JuicyDLinks:Umm...Yes
JuicyDLinks:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Lensman:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
JuicyDLinks:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Lensman:You can't hurry good pizza.
Lensman:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
JuicyDLinks:So you're at my front door now.
Lensman:How did you know?
Lensman:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Lensman:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
JuicyDLinks:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Lensman:So you're still in the bathroom?
JuicyDLinks:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Lensman:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
JuicyDLinks:What the f**k?
JuicyDLinks:You perverted piece of s**t
JuicyDLinks:F**k
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