RedShoe

ok, this one was too good, I just had to do it.

"What's your excuse?"

"Sir, Excuse for what sir?"

"I'm asking the FREAKING questions private. Do you understand"

"Sir yes sir!"

"well thank you very much, mind if I be in charge for a while?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

"Sir, I am sir!"

"Do I make you nervous?"

"Sir?"

"Sir WHAT?! Were you about to call me an BRASS MOLE?!"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"How Tall are you private?"

"Sir, 5'9" sir!"

"5'9", I didn't know they stacked PITS that high. You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere huh?"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"Bull [COLOR="Red"]SHOOT! it looks to, the best of you ran down the PRIVATE part of your mamas BOTTOM and ended up as a DISCOLORED stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated! Where in the HECK are you from anyway, private?"

"Sir, TEXAS SIR!"

"Holy DOG SPIT! Only Steers and BEERS come from TEXAS! And you don't much look like a BEER to me, so that kinda narrows it down. DO YOU LIKE TRICKS?!"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"Are you a METER HUFFER?!"

"Sir, NO SIR!"

"I bet you're the kind of gut to POKE a person in the EYES and not even have the GOSH DANG common courtesy to give him a RING OF BROWN! I'll be WATCHIN YOU!"

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