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SleazyDream · 05-22-2007, 10:21 AM

I have to tell this tale

Apparently a week or two ago Sexy Rexy was speeding in Gay Parie when suddenly some red cherries go off

seems he was going in excess of 200kph. Apparently in France if you get caught doing such speeds you IMMEDIATLY loose your licence. So now Sexy Rexy travels to work on - get this - not a motercycle but the ONLY moterized vechile he's legally allowed to drive.

now here's where it gets interesting. Sam, seeing this wonderful new porche 911 just sitting there decides that - well, since it's just sitting there with no one to drive it, that she should drive it. SO sam goes down to the police station to fill out some papers or the like to make everything legal and while talking to the police officer stops him cold and asks if she understood him correctly. She says 'let me get this straight' VERY slowly speaks again 'If I get caught doing in excess of 200 kph as a Canadian in France you cannot remove my licence?" The officer is quick to state that it is a Heavfy fine but that her conclusion is correct - they cannot remove her licence for speeding.

SO as a Canadian Sam is allowed to speed as much as she wants (only sunject to fines for a few grand or soo for excessive speeding) but Rex is WITHOUT licence and no amount of money can get his licence back for 3 months.

Isn't life GRAND?

It's good to be Canadain!!!!!111

05-22-2007, 10:21 AM
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	TRUE Picture Story about Sexy Rexy and Sam I have to tell this tale Apparently a week or two ago Sexy Rexy was speeding in Gay Parie when suddenly some red cherries go off seems he was going in excess of 200kph. Apparently in France if you get caught doing such speeds you IMMEDIATLY loose your licence. So now Sexy Rexy travels to work on - get this - not a motercycle but the ONLY moterized vechile he's legally allowed to drive. now here's where it gets interesting. Sam, seeing this wonderful new porche 911 just sitting there decides that - well, since it's just sitting there with no one to drive it, that she should drive it. SO sam goes down to the police station to fill out some papers or the like to make everything legal and while talking to the police officer stops him cold and asks if she understood him correctly. She says 'let me get this straight' VERY slowly speaks again 'If I get caught doing in excess of 200 kph as a Canadian in France you cannot remove my licence?" The officer is quick to state that it is a Heavfy fine but that her conclusion is correct - they cannot remove her licence for speeding. SO as a Canadian Sam is allowed to speed as much as she wants (only sunject to fines for a few grand or soo for excessive speeding) but Rex is WITHOUT licence and no amount of money can get his licence back for 3 months. Isn't life GRAND? It's good to be Canadain!!!!!111 __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.