I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about
Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
