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I have no fear of flying, but I still hate it.
Being trapped in a cabin with a bunch of people who on an ordinary day you wouldn't even nod to as you pass them in the street. Then you gut stuck next to the lonely old guy who wants to talk about his 73 great grandchildren and gets up 14 times to visit the loo but wont give up his window seat so you have to keep getting out of your seat for the fear of being pissed on by the incontinent old bastard.
Or being stuck next to a mother with a child on there lap and both of them are getting air sick and the mother passes you the vomit soaked kid so she can fill the flimsy advertising coated bags that they call an airsick bag these days.
The only time I have any fun when flying is when I sit next to a first time flier and say things like "I've never heard that noise before" and "the ground shouldn't be that close yet" and "I hope that vapour coming off the wing isnt fuel, we're gonna need that to land"
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