I am so fucking sick of this and I imagine some of you might of been in a similar situation at some point. I have 2 guys roomates, one of them is super in love with this ignorant whore who thinks she owns our house... Its really starting to get to me...... She is basically living here 5 nights a week, when she is not watching my satellite or using my shower she is being fucking annoying as hell.... She seems to think she can walk in our house whenever and doesnt know how to knock, she parks behind me blocking me in the driveway all the fucking time as well... The sick part is this girl is fucking super super rich, all daddys money but she thinks our 5 bedroom house is alot more fun to stay at then her million dollar house with staff (no joke)
Anyways, countless bitching to the guy and the girl have done nothing but want them to irritate me more, well... I am not one to irritate because I will do something stupid... As you will read below.. Here is my plan
I think I will recruit a homeless person to live in our basement 5 days a week, he is free to shower and watch Tv as well, I am hoping this teaches a lesson, think it would work? Hell for shock value I think it would be funny anyways ;)
As for her parking behind me, I will no longer ask her to move her car, but I will have it impounded and towed away at her cost...
I also bought a few signs for the front door that says "Guests Please Use side entrance"
any more ideas before I give them both a psychological thrashing?