a woman goes to the hosipital to give birth and is in the delievery room when the Doctor walks in and starts to help when he proclaims " OH shit the baby is coming out feet first you need to push while i'll pull on feet"
Ok says the girl takes a deep breath and starts to push when he grabs the baby's feet and pulls
HE suddenly takes the baby's feet and swings the baby over his head slams it on the table and tells the nurse to go long and throws it at the nurse
MY BABY MY BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Relax maam the Dr. says I was just playing around the baby was already dead
Q; whats female and hates sex???
A; the 10 year old I got locked in the trunk
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