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Hitler: Tuday, Hitlerr is feeling generrouz. Tuday, Hitlerr is sending half of you home! Jews of the concentration camp: Heeee!!!!!!! (joy and happiness). Hitler: Hans, brring ze chainsaw!
What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.
Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's got ten seats inside.
Question: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
Answer: They give them gas.
Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, 'What are you doing there?' 'We are waiting for our parents.'
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