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Q:What did the the hotdog vendor at the bottom of the WTC say?
A:Who ordered the 2 jumbo's?
Q:How do you stop a black guy from drowning?
A:Take your foot of his head!
Q: How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
A: Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
A: God gave him his gas bill.
Q: What's the best part about 6 year old girls?
A: After you're done with them, you can turn them over and use them as 6 year-old boys!
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
Q: How do you starve a mexican?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
& finally....
How much does jesus love you?
*Spreads arms and looks mopey*
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