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Amputate Your Head · 05-07-2007, 06:44 PM

Tell me if I got chance in hell of winning this. (I already have an attorney on it, I just wanna know from the "real" people.

The story:

I was talking to my brother in buttfuck, USA.... about how life sucks, suicide seems a legit way to go out.....
Moving on, the call ends.... he calls my girlfriend, tells her the whole story. She calls my shrink, and he tells her to call the police. She does.

I'm downstairs in my office doing god knows what on the computer..... the dogs are barking like fucking crazy. (not unusual).... Finally I get up and I'm yelling at the dogs as I'm going upstairs. I get upstairs to the front door, and there's a cop, pointing his gun at me through the glass. He's asking his partner "how the hell do we get in here?" Because I have fingerprint locks.... not normal doors.
So I open the door..... they grab me, slap me handcuffs and start shooting at my dogs. I'm dragged off in an ambulance to the emergency room, where they strap me down to a gurney and start injecting me with shit I have no idea what it is.
I wake up 2 days later in some deconstructed wing..... crews are ripping it apart and I'm the only mutherfucker there that isn't a construction worker.

Knocked out again.

Wake up in some normal hospital wing... with some bitch that has to watch me take a shit because I'm too much of a risk to be left alone for even 3 seconds.

Finally they let me go.

I'm charged $6,000 for this. And have no choice but to pay it or they put me in collection and fuck my credit for the next ten years.

Does this seem like a normal thing?

05-07-2007, 06:44 PM
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Armchair lawyers: Here's a case for you Tell me if I got chance in hell of winning this. (I already have an attorney on it, I just wanna know from the "real" people. The story: I was talking to my brother in buttfuck, USA.... about how life sucks, suicide seems a legit way to go out..... Moving on, the call ends.... he calls my girlfriend, tells her the whole story. She calls my shrink, and he tells her to call the police. She does. I'm downstairs in my office doing god knows what on the computer..... the dogs are barking like fucking crazy. (not unusual).... Finally I get up and I'm yelling at the dogs as I'm going upstairs. I get upstairs to the front door, and there's a cop, pointing his gun at me through the glass. He's asking his partner "how the hell do we get in here?" Because I have fingerprint locks.... not normal doors. So I open the door..... they grab me, slap me handcuffs and start shooting at my dogs. I'm dragged off in an ambulance to the emergency room, where they strap me down to a gurney and start injecting me with shit I have no idea what it is. I wake up 2 days later in some deconstructed wing..... crews are ripping it apart and I'm the only mutherfucker there that isn't a construction worker. Knocked out again. Wake up in some normal hospital wing... with some bitch that has to watch me take a shit because I'm too much of a risk to be left alone for even 3 seconds. Finally they let me go. I'm charged $6,000 for this. And have no choice but to pay it or they put me in collection and fuck my credit for the next ten years. Does this seem like a normal thing?