What won't i do to get into a chicks pants. I'm headed to a fucking nascar race.
Drink beer & sit next to people who are cousins & don't even know it.
Best part is, i know ZERO about nascar, don't know the drivers names....don't know anything actually. I do know Gibbs ran the Tony Stewart thing....& i only know that cuz im a redskins fan
I'm scared. Whats good redneck repellent?
