A judge took his new pants in for some alterations and the korean dry cleaners he used lost his pants for a bit but offered to pay for the pants, then they offered him 3 grand , then 12 grand..
no dice , the judge wants 65 million dollars..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070503/...n_dollar_pants
i think this was posted earlier so sorry for the repost but

funny shit.