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Osama Bin Laden, and if I do...
*I want to shack up at the White House, when ever the fuck I want (Maybe throw a "Kegger")
*I want the fuckin' reward of 25 mill, and I'm not payin' taxes on that or anything else, EVER!
*I get to party with the Bush Daughters (Now there's a niche' site)for a week.
*And I get to make one Federal Law.
That's all I am asking for to the countries biggest hero of National Security.
Oh yeah, and I get to put 10 people in jail for life. My choice, no trial.
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