Hate is a strong word, but I definitely wasn't happy with Jessica Simpson for never returning my calls, my text messages, emails, knocks at the door and other various other attempts to have sex with her. The restraining order that she took out definitely didn't win her any points with me either. I wasn't to happy with her at all and then I saw her looking like this...
...and I couldn't be mad at her anymore. If you look closely, you can see me in the background with night vision goggles on
