"T-G-I-F" vs. "S-H-I-T"
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F,"more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again said,
"S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F" means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it? Duuhhh....."
The man answered, "yes. 'S-H-I-T' means, 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"