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Originally Posted by Devin
"The record for male orgasm is 16 in one hour" - that's impressive. Must have took some Viagra!
"Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more then 6 sex toys" - wonder what makes 6 the magic number, why not 3?
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One for every day of the week, but not on the sabbath. The day of rest. If a woman has 7 she might stick it in her pussy on the 7th day. Women have no self control.
By that rationale, is it illegal to jerk it on sunday in Texas?