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Originally posted by salsbury
here's how you find out. hit on her hotter, younger, tighter friend (she's got one, you know it). take her out, treat her real good, win her over. spend a couple of weeks with her. start to wonder why you were previously so concerned about staying with someone who you can't trust. enjoy your new girl.
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Before dumping her though i would make sure to give her a facial she remembers for a long time. Aim for the eyes when she least expects. She can't kick you in the balls if she can't see!