Originally Posted by PowerCum

Jupiter is being raided by Predator and Alien forces combined with Alf special cat loving squad.
I guess the satellite connection to your useless little planed called Earth was cut during the siege and they have some professional trained monkeys working to fix the issue.

Our connection in another Galaxy is working perfectly... but of course we are outside of the Solar System. I can send a Borg ship to assimilate you if you want, but I doubt humans are worth assimilating anyways.

Have a nice day, human