04-24-2007, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Posts: 1,048
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Steve Stifler
* Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
* Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!
* [Thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony] Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...
* When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?
* [When walking past a girl in a short skirt before a lecture]] Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!
* Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
* [answers the phone after awkward situation with Jim and Finch] Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.
* Where are the fuckin' females?
* Oh God, I kissed Jim.
* [after Finch describes watering a ficus as a "pure tantric moment"] Finch... stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jiz-free ficus.
* Finch, fist yourself!
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