Um, NO - last I knew theonion was not a parody site, it was a comedy site. Unlike the one you've posted a link to (although the site is pretty damn funny if you were brought up in a strict christian church like I was, and turned out as twisted as I did).
The following is copied directly from
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html
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Visiting Landover Baptist
You will want to make your reservations 2 years in advance for any service where head Pastor, Deacon Fred is preaching. (We are booked solid) Cost is $50.00 per person. Other services and guided tours can be arranged by calling the Landover Information line at: 1-900-976-7867. Reservations for church attendance and payments to hear the gospel of Christ can be arranged through a Christian extension of Priceline.com ticket sales (keyword: priceline.com - landover baptist church ticket sales)
this parody is copyright 1996-2001 Americhrist Ltd. All rights reserved.
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American christians can get pretty insane but even YOU have to admit that this site takes it just that bit too far for reality.