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And The Worst Dressed of 2002 is.....
Here's Mr Blackwell's list..
WORST DRESSED OF 2002
1. Anna Nicole Smith - don't bother with a new designer, Anna, just hire a structural engineer
2. Kelly Osbourne - A fright-wigged Baby Doll, stuck in a goth prom gown. Now we know what happened to Ozzy's hand-me-downs
3. Shakira - overwrought and underdressed ... somebody should tell her those are probably Madonna's old clothes
4. Cameron Diaz - looks like she was dressed by a color-blind circus clown
5. Princess Anne - Her Royal Dowager Drag is dreary, drab and dour
6. Anne Rice - looks like a cross between Queen Victoria and the Vampire Lestat
7. Donatella Versace - resembles a flash-fried Venus, stuck in a Miami Strip Mall
8. Meg Ryan - looks like a Swap-Meet Fashion Queen in Beverly Hills
9. Christina Aguilera - her barely-there bimbo bombs wouldn't cover a gnat
10. Pink - Out of the blue, pops Pink, and I'm seeing red.
I can sure agree with Anna Nicole Smith, Kelly Osbourne, Christina, and Pink!
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