Originally Posted by schneemann

I hate "tattoo people".

I have full sleeves, my neck, legs, and part of my back done. I've won contests and shit with some of my work.

But one thing that makes me sick are "tattoo people" - Other heavily tattooed people who think that because we both have ink I'm supposed to be their fucking friend. My ink isn't an invitation to have every stupid weird douchewaffle come over and talk about how cool they are because they have tattoos too.

I always want to say "I hate youjust as much as I hate everyone else. In fact, I hate you more because you want to bore me with how much your tattoos contribute to your sense of 'self' and about the pseudo-intellectual meaning behind your dumb tattoo. Shut the fuck up and get away from me".

On the other hand, I LOVE normal chicks who want to bang me because they're dirty little whores with badboy fantasies and want to get ridden hard by the big bald guy with scenes from hell tattooed all over him. I'm totally the man for that job.