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Ah yes, the old “Look at me I’m so cute I won’t even hurt a mouse tee-hee! TEE-HEE!” approach. This is an extremely common method seen in cats that are about to kill their owners. Their time of choice is to strike while their owner is at a particularly vulnerable state, such as during sleep or while they are watching American Idol. The feline species is quite dedicated in destroying the human race and is quite willing to look completely helpless in front of humans in order to fool them. This does damage the pride of the cat, however, angering the cat greatly. Cats will use this anger to fuel their attack and their ferocity while in this state is legendary… in this state they are capable of taking out a 6’3” individual with relative ease.
If you see a cat feigning the innocent approach it is highly recommended you kill them as quickly as possible, lest you yourself become a victim. NOTE, BE CAREFUL! As previously stated the cat will become quite angry with itself for having to feign innocence and its senses will be highly elevated. I’d suggest erring on the side of caution and instead of bashing the cat’s brains out with a hammer, feed it a piece of antifreeze soaked meat. It won’t be able to detect the poisoned meat and you’re almost guaranteed not to be killed in the process. Do not use too much antifreeze, however, as you really want to teach this cat a lesson and make it suffer as much as possible. Use around ¼ of an ounce to get the job done. Anymore and it dies too quick imo.
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