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I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy.
I must shoot a gallon of cum all over this fucking house and office weekly. I bet I'd save on tissues, laundry detergent, and just the amount of time I spend cleaning up the mess. FUCK!
I'm tired of all this cum! Calgon TAKE ME AWAY!
I bet with the money I'd save, the operation would pay for itself in a few years.
How much time and money do you spend cleaning up after yourself?
(And yes it's an obvious set up for 'swallowing' jokes or 'cum catcher' jokes)
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