Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I have officially become the most famous alumnus of Mayfield High School.
I am getting some kind of kiss assy award and for what?

Being on TV?
NO
Being in Porn and having played a part of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape?

NO

Fucking over 117 different porn stars, 3 Penthouse Pets, and 2 Playmates?

NO



It's for being a MOVIE star.
:-))

This is all too much for me



Thought I'd share with the peanut gallery though
I figure if anyone can help me keep a level head, it's my friends and haters here on GFY!