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Why Beer is Better than Women
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04-08-2007, 12:07 PM
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Why women are better than beer
1.Your company with a woman doesn't demand any friends
2.A woman informs what new trade marks have appeared,a bottle tells only of one brand
3.You can go to the theatre with her with no pains of consciousness
4.A woman won't become a trash after satisfaction from "contact"
5.After being with woman you don't stink,but smell nice
6.The policemen won't stop your car only because he sees you with a woman
7.Your true friends won't dare ask you to have a little of your beloved woman
8.A woman changes her image all the time,but you know that the essence stays the same
9.It's silly to go to the seaside with beer in order to see other beers
10.If you order beer by the phone to your place,there will be no surprise as you are supposed to ask for a definite kind
ISN'T IT ENOUGH?
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