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The box of wastecan liners had been MOVED! Two minutes of grumbling and mutttered cursing later, I began searching for them. It seemed likely to me that they would be in the laundry room so that was my first stop... as soon as I got there I heard a drip and remembered I had forgotten to check a connection on the washing machine I had hooked up the day before, so with the WRONG pliers I I climbed up on top of the washing machine and made some adjustments... Slowed it down but I stll have to go back with the right pliers later.
Slipped off the washer and landed on damp soapy carpet... picked myself up and put away my tools and left.
After which I spent a couple of hours of quality time congratulating myself over two pieces of toast, nine different medications that make me smell like a nursing home and a cup of coffee.
My family will never know of my heroic actions this night. You are priveleged.
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Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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