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Old 04-06-2007, 06:24 AM  
Dagwolf
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My nocturnal adventures

Life as a blind person can be very exciting. Houasehold appliances, chores and laundry become worthy adversaries which must be respected.



Evil imps move your clothes as soon as you put them on the bathroom shelf before your shower...

Your cats catch on to the new shift in power quickly and you now have thirty seconds to finish your water before they boldly walk up to it and stick their heads in to finish it off.




Today was garbage day. I took the garbage out, no problem but I forgot to bring in the waste can... at 4 a.m. I decided to bing the empty can back in and put a fresh liner in it.

Success! after only three minutes of making an orderly search pattern at the end of my driveway, my foot struck the wastecan and I triumphantly made my way back into the house with it.

That's when the fun started....
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