Originally Posted by JenniDahling

In that case, I will neither confirm nor deny the previous historical account

I'm glad you're not miffed, I really did feel bad, had people looking for you and everything and the biz card I had for you didn't list a phone number so I had no way of contacting you.

I retract my invite to spa with me in Amsterdam. I changed my mind. I've decided that we're gonna have to spa in... Curacao!!!

(yes, I just invited myself, you don't mind if I bring my 13 sisters do you? They're all hot like me so they can just stay in your room as well)