When ever I fuck hookers, (which is every night) I never use condoms. I welcome AIDS, Crabs, and the plethora of fun and exciting blotches and sores that form around my privates. After I screw them I slap them around a bit so their pimp comes and beats me with in inches of my life. In the event that they get pregnant, I ask for full custody of the child and raise them myself. I am usually able to work a deal out for compensation. Most of the time, it involves crack, power tools, and a plastic Santa clause.
