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BoyAlley · 04-01-2007, 12:23 PM

LAWDS MERCY breeders I woke up today and my blubbercunt was moist, my prolapse was tingling, my elbows were itching, and my nose was swollen to almost 3 times its normal size! That can mean only one thing................

It's Time For Another Teh BoyAlley Signature Auction!

It's been months since I've offered my sig up for auction, and it will be many months before I do it again. This month 100% of the auction proceeds will be donated to the Juvenile Diabietes Research Foundation (JDRF).

What you get:

My gay homosexual ass for an entire month! That's 30 whole days! Wow! I will whore your product or program like only a nelly sodomite can! Brag to all of your friends that you have your very own fag!

Plus as an added bonus: Massive dramas! My auctions are ALWAYS massive dramas! Watch in amazement as stupid jackasses try to turn charity fundraisers into personal attacks! It's teh funs!

REMEMBER: Each time your company places a bid, it gets put into the list that will be listed over and over and over again. So bid early, bid often, get listed, and get massive exposures! Heavens To Betsy!

Are you on Teh BoyAlley's list?
CRIPE MIGHTY!
You better be breeder you better be!

Teh Rules:

1. Bidding takes places in increments of $500.
2. Bidding ends Friday, April 6th at 11:59pm EST.
3. Any disputes are belong to me to decide.
4. What I say is teh wins.

PS: If you don't have tons and tons of monies to donate to JDRF that is ok. You can make a difference by bumping this thread non stop for a week. Jesus will love you.

04-01-2007, 12:23 PM
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Teh BoyAlley Sig Auction Is Back! Raise Monies For JDRF! Bid Breeders Bid! LAWDS MERCY breeders I woke up today and my blubbercunt was moist, my prolapse was tingling, my elbows were itching, and my nose was swollen to almost 3 times its normal size! That can mean only one thing................ It's Time For Another Teh BoyAlley Signature Auction! It's been months since I've offered my sig up for auction, and it will be many months before I do it again. This month 100% of the auction proceeds will be donated to the Juvenile Diabietes Research Foundation (JDRF). What you get: My gay homosexual ass for an entire month! That's 30 whole days! Wow! I will whore your product or program like only a nelly sodomite can! Brag to all of your friends that you have your very own fag! Plus as an added bonus: Massive dramas! My auctions are ALWAYS massive dramas! Watch in amazement as stupid jackasses try to turn charity fundraisers into personal attacks! It's teh funs! REMEMBER: Each time your company places a bid, it gets put into the list that will be listed over and over and over again. So bid early, bid often, get listed, and get massive exposures! Heavens To Betsy! Are you on Teh BoyAlley's list? CRIPE MIGHTY! You better be breeder you better be! Teh Rules: 1. Bidding takes places in increments of $500. 2. Bidding ends Friday, April 6th at 11:59pm EST. 3. Any disputes are belong to me to decide. 4. What I say is teh wins. PS: If you don't have tons and tons of monies to donate to JDRF that is ok. You can make a difference by bumping this thread non stop for a week. Jesus will love you.