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When you feel obligated to tip a shitty waitress (and have the opportunity):
-Place tip inside a glass of water.
-Grab the thin laminated menus and place on top of water glass.
-Quickly, but firmly, flip the glass over and place near the edge of the table, with the menu now underneath the upside-down glass.
-Carefully slide menu out from underneath the glass.
The glass has to be picked up and spilled everywhere to retrieve tip, ultimately achieving goal of pissing off the waitress...but at least you tipped.
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