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EBORG9 · 03-29-2007, 10:45 AM

Good one here! I'm just looking for a woman who knows who the Vice President is, and understands that The Titanic is not folk lore.

*A purse without a "Sams Club" size bottle of "Oxy's" would be nice.
*No crazy ex boyfriends, who mysteriously just happen to have a key to your place.
*Less than 2 felonies
*Less than 3 DUI's
*Less than 3 kids, and if you do, less than 3 different fathers would be nice.
*Maybe pay for a round of drinks once in a while after a couple months
*Is not so attached to her Cell phone that she will answer it at a funeral!
*Is not racists around her friends, but, like to play Mandingo and the Master's Wife, behind closed doors.
*Is not selfish

Am I asking too much? Maybe that's why I'm single too!

If you fall into any of these categories, then I'm taken also.

03-29-2007, 10:45 AM
EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Good one here! I'm just looking for a woman who knows who the Vice President is, and understands that The Titanic is not folk lore. A purse without a "Sams Club" size bottle of "Oxy's" would be nice. No crazy ex boyfriends, who mysteriously just happen to have a key to your place. Less than 2 felonies Less than 3 DUI's Less than 3 kids, and if you do, less than 3 different fathers would be nice. Maybe pay for a round of drinks once in a while after a couple months Is not so attached to her Cell phone that she will answer it at a funeral! Is not racists around her friends, but, like to play Mandingo and the Master's Wife, behind closed doors. *Is not selfish Am I asking too much? Maybe that's why I'm single too! If you fall into any of these categories, then I'm taken also.