Once I found a wallet at a hotel just lying outside my room on the floor. So I got down to the lobby and asked what room Mr. Fucking-wallet-looser stayed in. Then I brought the wallet back to the owner. And you know what? the MOTHERFUCKER hardly managed to say "thanks" and just shut the fucking door closed in front of my face!!!
Unbelievable!!!
BTW, there was cash in the wallet (I didn't count, but I saw the banknotes). Anyway, next time I find a wallet I grab all the cash out and throw the fucking thing away. No more stupid politeness!!!