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Go pick up a cheap wallet and rig it with an exploding dye pack like banks use (preferably with bright pink or flourescent ink).
Place the wallet in your glove compartment with just one credit card, and then pull into a mall parking lot with your hooker/girlfriend. Tell her you have to run into the mall real quick and pick something up, and that it will only take like five minutes. Then conspicuously reach into your glove compartment, grab out the credit card, and toss the wallet back in the glove compartment.
Kiss her goodbye and then head into the mall, and wait for five minutes.
If she is there when you get back, she's a keeper. If she is gone, but then shows up at your place covered in dye, saying the beauty shop had a special on flourescent dye, it prolly wasn't gonna work out anyway...
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