Originally Posted by Pumba

Good one,
A priest and his friend went to play golf. The man swing and miss the ball. "Fuck I missed it", The priest goes:"Son, it is not nice to speak like that, God looks all of us". 'Ok, ok", man sad and swing again. This time the ball goes into the lake. The man:"Damn it, It is in fucking lake. I missed again". Again he is warnned by the priest. Third time man swings and offcourse,the ball went on the side he didn't want. "oooh I will stop playing this fucking game, I allways miss".
Then sudenly comes the lightning and strike the priest. And voice from the sky sad:"oo, fuck I missed"