Originally Posted by fartfly

scene 1: Pizza Man knocks on the door.
scene 2: Here is your pizza madame.
scene 3: Did you order extra pepperoni miss?
scene 4: No dear but you have an awfully big bulge in your pants.
scene 5: Fuck and Suck
scene 6: Pop in her mouth

Not so original but you could have an alien pizza man?

there you go free of charge