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Old 03-21-2007, 03:28 AM  
The Walrus
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 898
Simple. Rent "X" amount of Arabs and promise them a bunch of virgins in their afterlife. Brainwash people and call them things such as "chosen" and "martyrs". Teach them how to slit throats with box cutters. Promise more virgins. Send them to the "free" world and have them attend third rate flight schools in East Oshkosh.

Buy them PC s capable of operating Microsoft Flight Simulator for their free time. Teach them to shave, as for some reason Allah has a thing with Gillete Corp. Buy them plane tickets and razor blades and take advantage of a country that relies on their own citizens with trust and honesty. Planes get jacked, MS Flight Simulator training comes back to beardless cowards, buildings fall due to our own Honor System of trust and complacency.

Hasn't happened since, likely to never happen again.
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