jimthefiend

I am accepting applications for the position of my future ex-wife.

The ideal candidate will posess a medium to high level skillset in the following areas:

1: Penile maintenence (using all 4 major techniques and appliances).
2: Food preparation using both conventional and microwave heating devices.
3: Beer retrieval and dispersal.
4: Bathroom, Kitchen and living area sterilization.
5: Advanced lawn care.


If you feel you are qualified; please send a resume, nude photo and copy of your most recent bank statement to: fiend ATTT ********************.