Originally Posted by Peaches

WARNING - very much TMI.......

On a trip back from San Diego a couple of weeks ago, I had HORRIBLE gas. I spent the trip either running to the bathroom or sleeping - which probably meant I was pooting while I was sleeping. THEN during one of my bathroom runs, I knocked over a glass of red wine on the guy next to me. He was asleep at the time and I didn't even realize I'd knocked it over until I came back and he and the FA were trying to clean it up. THEN they ran out of red wine before the end of the flight when he was trying to order more, lol.

I think he would have MUCH rather been sitting next to a corpse ;)